Mmmm Those Eyes By: Page Down (Me!)
Look at those eyes. They're the beginning of my demise. The colour...hazel it's called. I think I'm gonna fall, For da eyes. It's da eyes. This Bob lover cries, For his eyes. I don't even want to try, To lose sight of his eyes. Or those brows. Rather, his eyebrows, They give me da howls. Yes his brows and his eyes Are the beginning of my demise. I don't want to shy away. At night I pray. That he'll be mine. His eyes too. I mean he's blue! It matches so well with his eyes. I feel my demise, It's here.
Count 'em Baby By: Page Down
One, two, three. Do the count for me. Four, five, six. It’s Dot Matrix. Seven, eight, nine. With them she’s just fine. What I’m counting is obvious. I’m sure they make you jealous. You’re eyelashes aren’t brand new. You’ve had yours since before you were two. Bet you five bucks yours aren’t that dark forest green. Hers are the damn coolest I’ve ever seen. So suck it up you plain eyed freak. Dot’s eyelashes can’t be beat.
The Coolest Guru By: Page Down (We've been over this)
Phong is a cool guru. He'll dish out advice to you. But first you'll have to beat him at PONG. Hey! That's our quirky Phong. He takes lots and lots of pictures, Plus he harbours codemasters. If he's not cool than nobody is. I'd like to meet him in that read-only room of his. He has his own flute riff, It playes in many eps eg. The Tiff. So give Phong some credit. Believe me he deserves it.
Get your sorry bitmap back to the Peanut Gallery.