Napkin Ruminations

They're free-verse. they're dorky, and they're all about Bob. What more can I say? Oh, yes. I wrote them on a napkin.

I love Bob
I must express it
on a napkin.
scrawling cursive
on an old, crinkled
piece of paper
that I put coffee on.
My lines are crooked,
but me effort is
true
I'm running out of
room. I love Bob.

Super fly.
He's pretty fly for
a blue guy.
He's the true, blue, 452
He kicks ascii, bitmap,
and takes no crap.
shiny, happy guardian
What rhymes with
guardian?
Mardian.
Bob is Robert
Mardian, the super-
fly guardian. Yeah.
dig it.

My
cursive
improves
as I ruminate
about
sexy, blue sprites
on napkins.
my love for Bob is
bursting.
My want for a blue
slurpee makes me thirsty
I want to
share one
with Bob

green
pen,
black
ink
relates to
Bob?
Somehow!

Bob,
lob,
sob,
Bob,
corn on the cob,
mob,
ob,
dob,
Bob,
zob,
crob,
pob,
Bob

Bob...ole!
Bob...hooray!
Bob's...better than okay!

slob
Bob.

Hearts are
nicely drawn
on the hands
around the
names Paige and
Bob.
People stare, but
I don't have ink
poisoning.

Booyah!
Bob!
Yowza!

Head hurts
mom hacks
loogie
Oh, how I
love Bob

Ooogle Bob
heart attack
girly
scream
concert
chick

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