The Bootnick Theory

I have a theory about Bootnicks. I think we are in fact superior to the rest of the human race. As a science person I want cold hard evidence to prove this to the world. This is where you will find my research on this theory. I want to prove it right.

As for you people, I'm sure you all have some proof. This is where you come in. If you have some evidence you may e-mail it to me.

We have so far:

Who will go farther?

Now, you can go back to the Peanut Gallery.