Pick a path please.

List 'o Links

A stupid banner and a URL so you can link to me.

Or just go back to the Peanut Gallery (That's always an acceptable option)

Did you expect better? Ha! You are too hopeful. Go have a chat with Matrix you little naivette. I have no use for you here. I'll make sure you and your's will suffer and- Where was I? *sigh* I ALWAYS lose my place during my "I'll get you" speech. x_x